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Send to email | Chuck Norris Brings the Pain... To Cell Phones [Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain] in chuck norris Bring on the pain bad ass beard Gameloft Mobile Top | By Brian Crecente el 27-Aug-2008 |  FACT: When playing this game, your phone automatically puts 911 on speed dial. This Chuck Norris box art could be so bad-ass that it actually off-sets the fact that Chuck Norris Bring On the Pain is coming to a cell phone. Oh, did I mention that the chief bad guys are Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-il? That's right you better go out and buy a replacement phone now, because this one is going to KILL your current phone. According to Gameloft, the game has Norris taking on a rogue Soviet army in an attempt to save POWs from Cambodia. Next he has to save America from invasion. That's right, it makes no sense, but that's how Norris rolls. Gameloft calls the game a "hilarious dive into the life of the legend - martial arts action, denimclad justice, and going commando!" And by hilarious I'm sure Gameloft means kick-ass... unless they want Norris to snap their company over his knee. Bring on the Pain is said to play like an old-school beat-em-up and allows you to use traditional weapons or Norris' flesh-coated weapons. You can also take pics of your friends and turn them into enemies in the games. The only way this game could be more bad-ass is if it co-starred Evel Knievel. But I can understand why Gameloft didn't go that route, they don't want to get sued for all of those exploding phones. 

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| Pain to get Trophies Sept. 4 | Filed under: Sony PlayStation 3
We don't quite know how it does it, but the seemingly shallow Pain keeps finding ways to work itself back onto our radar. Before it's been free DLC, this time it's Trophies, bei [..] Read complete article | ![Subscribe to Chuck Norris Brings the Pain... To Cell Phones [Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain]](http://www.weeklybits.com/images/yaaqui3.gif) | Published 09-Aug-2008 by Justin McElroy in painpsntrophies Read 3 times. More hits in  |
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| Pain DLC delayed a week, trophies toned down | Filed under: Sony PlayStation 3, Casual
Like a hot nurse kissing a mime, there's something good and something bad in today's update from the always-busy developers behind the PS3's bone-breaking simulator Pain. First the bad news: [..] Read complete article | ![Subscribe to Chuck Norris Brings the Pain... To Cell Phones [Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain]](http://www.weeklybits.com/images/yaaqui3.gif) | Published 04-Sep-2008 by Kyle Orland in DLCdownloadpainPS3PSNsonytrophiestrophy Read 4 times. More hits in  |
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| Hurt David Hasselhoff in Pain expansion | Filed under: Culture, Sony PlayStation 3, Action, CasualThe Hoff's life -- and bones -- are in your hands. Or at least, they will be when the expansion to Sony's PSN title, Pain, smashes into the broad side of a movie billboard next month [..] Read complete article | ![Subscribe to Chuck Norris Brings the Pain... To Cell Phones [Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain]](http://www.weeklybits.com/images/yaaqui3.gif) | Published 23-Oct-2008 by Jason Dobson in baywatchdavid-hasselhoffhoffkittknight-riderpainpsnreally-painful-singing Read 2 times. More hits in  |
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| Pain Trophies Detailed, The Dude Abides [Pain] | | Pain producer Travis Williams has once again dropped in over at the official PlayStation Blog, this time revealing some of the trophies being added to the game in the upcoming Amusement Park expansion, due out on the 4th of September. There's a nice little selection of trophies, ranging from the im [..] Read complete article | ![Subscribe to Chuck Norris Brings the Pain... To Cell Phones [Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain]](http://www.weeklybits.com/images/yaaqui3.gif) | Published 08-Aug-2008 by Mike Fahey in Pain News PS3 psn the big lebowski trophies Read 3 times. More hits in ![Images about Pain Trophies Detailed, The Dude Abides [Pain]](./images/photo.gif) |
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| David Hasselhoff To Be Playable In PAIN [Pain Amusement Park] | | David Hasselhoff is coming to PAIN. People magazine reveals today that the star of Knight Rider, Baywatch and America's Got Talent will be ensuring his résumé remains consistent as one of the celebrity torture victims in the ex [..] Read complete article | ![Subscribe to Chuck Norris Brings the Pain... To Cell Phones [Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain]](http://www.weeklybits.com/images/yaaqui3.gif) | Published 22-Oct-2008 by Michael McWhertor in Pain amusement park David Hasselhoff Pain Playstation 3 playstation network PS3 Read 3 times. More hits in ![Images about David Hasselhoff To Be Playable In PAIN [Pain Amusement Park]](./images/photo.gif) |
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| 8MP shootout: LG KC910 Renoir vs. the Samsung Pixon M8800 | Want an 8MP shooter but cant decide which one? With four sweet phones currently filling this category we feel your pain. The folks over at “Mobile@Mail.Ru” also understand your dilemma and have done a very detailed comparison of two of the latest 8MP phones, the LG Renoir and the Samsung Pixon . Besides the [...] [..] Read complete article | ![Subscribe to Chuck Norris Brings the Pain... To Cell Phones [Chuck Norris Bring On The Pain]](http://www.weeklybits.com/images/yaaqui3.gif) | Published 20-Oct-2008 by Kelly Hodgkins in HandsetsLGSamsung8 megapixel8MPKC910M8800PixonRenoirTouchShotWide Dynamic Range Read 3 times. More hits in  |
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