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 Send to email | Comic Explains Why Solid Snake Never Gets Any Fox Tail [Humor] in Humor Konami Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 4 Solid Snake |  By Michael McWhertor
el 08-Jul-2008 |  You'd think with the raw sexuality that Solid Snake oozes in every episode of Metal Gear that he'd be swatting away the ladies with baseball bat or, at the very least, tranquilizing them and moving their unconscious bodies to less conspicuous locations. It's not like he hasn't come across his share of foxes who could use some post-traumatic stress relief. Sure, there may not be a lot of time for love on the battlefield, but according to the philosopher Pat Benatar, love is a battlefield. Given that, we'd think Snake's romantic adventures would be a natural spin off for the series.
Kotaku reader Michal's comic, however, might help explain why Snake strikes out with the women of Metal Gear Solid in a spin on this theory about Old Snake's shortcomings. I guess, technically, it's NSFW, so proceed with caution. 
Sorry, Old Snake. That's a tough hand you've been dealt. Full sized version at Michal's deviantArt space. Bear's Beer Talk [deviantArt]
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| Comic Explains Why Solid Snake Never Gets Any Fox Tail [Humor] | | You'd think with the raw sexuality that Solid Snake oozes in every episode of Metal Gear that he'd be swatting away the ladies with baseball bat or, at the very least, tranquilizing them and moving their unconscious bodies to less conspicuous locations. It's not like he hasn't come across hi [..] Read complete article | | Published 08-Jul-2008 by Michael McWhertor in Humor Konami Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear Solid 4 Solid Snake
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| Does Solid Snake Have...A Solid Snake? [Metal Gear Solid] | | The United States is gearing up to elect a new president, gasoline prices are skyrocking, environmentalists are predicting doom for our planet, and on the internet the debate rages on - does Solid Snake have a penis? Binary Fractal has posted a long, rather c [..] Read complete article | | Published 30-Jun-2008 by Mike Fahey in Metal Gear Solid Anatomy Culture Konami Solid Snake
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| David Hayter needs your help to write Metal Gear Solid movie |  Filed under: CultureDon't misinterpret that headline -- David Hayter, who has voiced the role of Solid Snake since ... well, since Solid Snake could speak, doesn't need you to submit your fan fiction to help piece together the plot of the [..] Read complete article | | Published 29-Jun-2008 by Griffin McElroy in adaptationdavid-hayterdavidhayterfilmimdbkojimametal-gear-solidmgsscreenwritersony-pictures
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| Review: Comic Touch for iPhone | | Lots of nice touches and a good dose of humor help make Comic Touch a fun addition to your iPhone collection. However, you’ll need patience to figure out of all of the photo editor’s tricks. MacWorld [..] Read complete article | | Published 18-Jul-2008 by Nerdblog in General
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| MGS4's Old Snake Action Figure [Metal Gear Solid 4] | | Reader Tony writes it to show off this Metal Gear Solid 4 Old Snake action figure he made by heavily customizing a Dark Knight movie Batman figure. Pretty cool, though it does look a little Thunderbirds are Go! to me. More shots on the jump.
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