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Send to email | Dead Nation debuts on PSN Nov. 30 in BEANdead-nationhousemarqueplaystationps3psnq3-2010release-date | By Ludwig Kietzmann el 15-Nov-2010 |
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Dear PlayStation,
It has come to my attention that you intend to launch a new downloadable PlayStation 3 game, dubbed "Dead Nation," on Tuesday, November 30 in North America (and December 1 in Europe). Based on what I have read on various video game blogs and e-podiums, the Housemarque-developed game offers the opportunity to annihilate necrotic ne'er-do-wells in a collapsed and imbalanced society.
Since this video game has not yet launched, I'm sure there's time yet for you to examine my exciting proposal! Indeed, I hope to correct the imbalance within our own society caused by the cultural overexposure of the living dead, who are now present in television shows, novels, comic books, talk shows and a handful of video games. Isn't it about time you challenged gamers with a worthy foe, and one that doesn't simply covet brains for its nutritional benefits? I'm talking about The B.E.A.N. Replanting Initiative (T.B.R.I.).
Why pander to your players with pale, unintelligible humans -- with whom they are intimately familiar with! -- when you could send in the:
Bugs! Equipped with monstrous mandibles, thrilling thoraxes and loads of legs!
Extraterrestrials! They came to boil our oceans, disintegrate our cities and zap our way of life!
Aliens! I guess we covered this one!
Nazis! History's most hated villains and most reliable, no-strings-attached targets for unrepentant violence!
As you can see, the classic monsters have a lot of life left in them, which is more than you can say for zombies, because they aren't alive at all. With your cooperation, we can put them back in the spotlight. If you'd like, I'd be more than willing to consult on your enemy replacement initiative. Everyone at the B.E.A.N. Replanting Initiative would be more than happy to introduce bugs into your game, or help German-ate your assets.
Kind regards,
Leonard K. Trubb
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Outreach Manager
The B.E.A.N. Replanting Initiative (T.B.R.I.)
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| Dead Nation promises online co-op at launch |
Tackling an inexhaustible undead force all by yourself just isn't a wise endeavor. Super Stardust developer Housemarque has announced that its PSN top-down scourge shooter, Dead Nation, will let two players meet in the place where barely human husks lun [..] Read complete article |  | Published 08-Oct-2010 by Ludwig Kietzmann in co-opdead-nationhousemarqueonlineplaystationps3psnshooterzombies Read 19 times. More hits in  |
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| Dead Nation voice chat coming 'soon' |
Saying that the developer "sincerely apologise that voice chat is not available in Dead Nation's online co-op mode," Housemarque CEO and co-founder Ilari Kuittinen writes on the EU PlayStation Blog that the zombie-filled, twin-stick shooter will [..] Read complete article |  | Published 02-Dec-2010 by Randy Nelson in co-opdead-nationHousemarqueIlari-Kuittinenonlinepatchplaystationps3sonyvoice-chat Read 0 times. More hits in  |
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