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el 17-Jul-2008 |  Postal III ups the Postal bar. And that's not easy! Sure, the upcoming third-person Postal title features franchise standards like setting people on fire and shooting the crap outta everything. Postal III offers new weapons like the Badger Saw. (Instead of simply carrying around a chainsaw, the Postal Dude packs a large badger, which he uses to shred people to bits.)
This time around, the Postal Dude gets his first job in a porn shop/strip club, working as a jizz mopper with a vacuum cleaner strapped to his back. The Postal Dude sucks up drenched tissues and can fire them at things like portly soccer moms who are protesting porn or pole dancing strippers, drenching both in, um, white goo. However! It's not possible to suck up porn shop dildos or butt-plugs or fists with the vacuum cleaner. Running With Scissors honcho Vince Desi says: We're confident the game will get a Mature rating and not an Adults Only. Apparently, Running with Scissors has been having the game checked to see if it meets the Entertainment Software Rating Board's Mature rating standard. And according to Running with Scissors, it's okay to show a porn shop stacked with adult novelty goods, but it is not okay to use them as weapons. Doing so would make the game Adults Only. But sucking up soiled tissues in a vacuum cleaner and shooting white glop all over dancing girls is apparently totally kosher for Mature. Kooky! The E3 build still looks and feels very early. The AI isn't quite there yet, but the other stuff certainly is. Oh! The game features celebrity cameos like the Village People's original cowboy Randy Jones who leads up a gay biker gang. Desi says there will be more cameos from well-known actors and politicians as well. The game is using the Valve Source Engine and is being co-developed by Running With Scissors and Russian developer Akella. Currently, the plan is to release the game first in Russia on the PC sometime next year and then in North America.
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| Jizz Mopping Through The Dildo Wonderland [Postal III] | | Postal III ups the Postal bar. And that's not easy! Sure, the upcoming third-person Postal title features franchise standards like setting people on fire and shooting the crap outta everything. Postal III offers new weapons like the Badger Saw. (Instead of simply ca [..] Read complete article | | Published 17-Jul-2008 by Brian Ashcraft in postal III e308 Original Running With Scissors
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| Postal III Big Hit At Random Tuscon Comic Convention [Postal III] | | The first annual Tuscon Comic Con too place this past Saturday in Tuscon, Arizona, and Postal developer Running With Scissors was there as the only, and perhaps last video game company represented at the show. Confused fans were given a preview of the upcoming Postal III, and while their 'lov [..] Read complete article | | Published 13-Nov-2008 by Mike Fahey in postal III Arizona News Running With Scissors Vince Desi
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| Village Person Gets Postal III Appearance [The Village People] | | Randy "The Cowboy Guy In The Village People" Jones will be appearing in the upcoming shooter Postal III, Running With Scissors announced today. Jones will appear as the leader of a gay biker gang in the game. Good to see that Postal isn't into type casting or anything. When not [..] Read complete article | | Published 10-Jul-2008 by Brian Crecente in The village people PC postal III Running With Scissors
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| Postal Blu-ray Coming In August [Uwe Boll] | | Statistically speaking, the chance of you catching Uwe Boll's Postal in the theater is extremely low, and now that we are all feeling either saddened or mildly bemused at his plight with the film adaptation of Running With Scissors' over-the-top game [..] Read complete article | | Published 20-May-2008 by Mike Fahey in MoviesNewsPCPostalRunning With ScissorsUwe Boll
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| Uwe Boll A Bit Upset About Postal [Uwe Boll] | | You have to feel a bit bad for Uwe Boll at this point. Granted he's made some terrible movies, but he didn't deserve to have his big Postal movie that he was all excited about limited to only four movie screens across the entire country. On the movie's off [..] Read complete article | | Published 19-May-2008 by Mike Fahey in MoviesNewsPostalsad pandaUwe Boll
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| Postal Wins Award... Really [Not Hollywood] | | Uwe Boll must be on cloud nine, maybe even ten or eleven. Running with Scissors just announced that his Postal film won not one, but two awards at the Hoboken International Film Festival. Boll took home $500 cash money for the best director award, beating out the directors of films like Crazy, S [..] Read complete article | | Published 16-Jun-2008 by Brian Crecente in Not hollywood Culture Hollywood Movies Postal Uwe Boll Vince Desi
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| Oh Noes: Far Cry Releasing in Germany Only [Uwe Boll] | | Kidding! We mean the piece-of-shit movie Uwe Boll is making under the same title. It has a Germany-only release date of Oct. 2, at least according to the press kit Big Download dug up. But still, big month for Uwe: Postal's out on DVD, he's got a game coming out, [..] Read complete article | | Published 20-Sep-2008 by Owen Good in Uwe boll Crytek Far Cry Video Game Movies
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