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 Send to email | The Pain and Confusion of Video Game Love, in Haiku [Maximum Risky] in haikuHumormaximum riskyobligatory dude-on-dude kissing |  By Owen Good
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 Sir Cucumber at The Resigned Gamer has penned four haiku (haikus? Is this like "deer" or something ...) on the essence of video game love, prefaced with a rather creepy comparison to ... uh, butter. Nnnhkay. The chuckles include Disaster Report, Bully (the obligatory dude-on-dude kissing) Mappy-Land (at left) and Wall Street Kid. Enjoy.
Naturally, I want to take a shot at this. The results ... eh. Using Super Mario Bros., I tried to capture the creeping dread of being stood up, and the loser's instinct to cling to any good news in the aftermath. The major literary magazines only pay, like, $5 a line for the best poetry. Tell me if you get your $15 worth here:
Passive aggression!
She's in ANOTHER castle?!
Still, her friend thanked me.
Meditation on Games Past: Haiku for life's little lubricants [The Resigned Gamer]
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| How LittleBigPlanet Handles MAXIMUM RISKY [PS3] | | Sure, there is a time and a place for everything. But while the Penis Monsters and Vaginasaurs are feeling the EA censor squeeze, LittleBigPlanet developer Media Molecule is letting players create and share private levels. Private, risky levels. Media Molecule founder, Mark Healey explains [..] Read complete article | | Published 19-Jun-2008 by Brian Ashcraft in PS3 media molecule News Playstation 3 Sony
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| YouTube ups maximum video length to 2 hours for partners |  In a move that will hopefully encourage rampant film piracy, looting, and general anarchy, YouTube has begun removing their existing 10-minute video length limit for select publishing partners. The company sent out an official memo stating that they will be offering a new 2 hour/1GB file limit for anyone with a sanctioned presence on the [...] [..] Read complete article | | Published 19-Jun-2008 by Joshua Karp in Newsgoogleyoutube
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| Pay-Per-P Pricing Fading From Xbox Video Marketplace? [Price Confusion] | ![Click here to read Swords and Paddles: <em>Sports Champions</em> on PlayStation Move - Swords and Paddles: Sports Champions on PlayStation Move [Move]](http://cache-09.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/03/160x120_daoiin06f94_01.jpg) Two months ago, we reported that some video content on the Xbox Live Video Marketplace was priced high. 720 points ($9 USD) for a one hour 720p video. That's changed, a little. It seemed like the prices for Ring of Honor pro wrestling and M-1 Challenge MMA series were off. But Microsoft [..] Read complete article | | Published 06-Jul-2009 by Stephen Totilo in Price Confusion hdnetMicrosoft PointsOriginalRing of HonorXbox 360
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| More Haikus on Video Game Love [Haiku] | | ResignedGamer's back at it again with a series of odes to Leisure Suit Larry and San Andreas' Carl Johnson, bravely touting them "the last true romantics." Rejection again is the theme, at least for Larry — which was a game more about getting shot down [..] Read complete article | | Published 27-Apr-2008 by Owen Good in Culturehaikuvideo game love
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| The Bachelor, The Bachelorette Find Video Game Love [Game Announce] | | Good news, lonely gamers. Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment has signed on with Ludia to pump out games based on ABC's The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, letting you experience the romantic thrill of combing through scores of suitors from your couch. [..] Read complete article | | Published 29-Jul-2009 by Michael McWhertor in Game Announce The BachelorThe BacheloretteWarner Bros. Interactive Entertainment
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